Sister to brother

Sister to brother: what r u going to gift grandma on
her b'day?
Brother : A football
Sister : But grandma does not play.
Brother : On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita.
Uska kya?:-)

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! your teacher is coming as you bunked
school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide… I told her YOU
PASSED AWAY!!;)

Drinkers Gang

Drinkers Gang -
Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak woh saamne wale 3 ped 6 nahi dikhte
Bar tender - Bas karo kamino, saamne 1 hi ped hai, Ab kya jungle banaoge