Sister to brother

Sister to brother: what r u going to gift grandma on
her b'day?
Brother : A football
Sister : But grandma does not play.
Brother : On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita.
Uska kya?:-)

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! your teacher is coming as you bunked
school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide… I told her YOU
PASSED AWAY!!;)

If You're Not Sure

If you're not sure
    don't guess...
        ASK!
Wrong guesses
    are costly

Birds Sing after a Storm

"Birds sing after a storm,
why shouldn't we?"
   - Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy

The First step towards Solving a Problem

The first step towards solving a problem is to begin.

When Friends are in Trouble

When friends are in trouble, don't bother them by asking if there is anything you can do. Think of something appropriate and do it.

A Notice on the Dining tables in a Hotel

A notice on the dining tables in a hotel: "Cutlery, salt and pepper holders, sugar basins, ashtrays, flower vases etc., are not medicaments. They should not be taken after meals."