Bank - An Institution where

Bank - An institution where you can borrow money is you present sufficient evidence to show that you don't need it.

I Hate Everybody

I hate everybody and you’re next.

I Wish our Friendship comes to an End

I wish our friendship comes to an end, ONLY WHEN you see an apple in an orange tree which is being eaten by a dinosaur on the 30^th of feb. :-)

We Experience Moments absolutely Free from Worry

We experience moments absolutely free from worry.
These brief respites are called panic.

An Optimist is a fellow Who

An optimist is a fellow who, if chased up a tall tree by a ferocious leopard, is deeply grateful for the opportunity of having a better view of the surrounding jungle!

What did one ghost say to another Ghost?

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

A Diplomat is a Person

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Santa: Kalidas ka Ek Bhai Shoes banata Tha uska nam kya Tha

1)      Santa:  Kalidas ka Ek Bhai Shoes banata Tha uska nam kya Tha

Banta: Adidas…

Makhi Sanjay k sir per ja bethi

Makhi Sanjay k sir per ja bethi,

Dosri makhi ne kaha,

“Wah kya ghar mila hai tujhe”.

 Pehli makhi boli:“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai “